Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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You want to live a life in which the things you have traded your hard-earned money for are quality items that really do uplift your life.
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If for one whole day, quietly and determinedly, we were to give ourselves up to the ownership of Jesus and to obeying his orders, we should be amazed at its close to realize all he had packed into that one day.
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What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.
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We weed out the darnel from the corn and the unfit in war, but do not excuse evil men from the service of the state.
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A man is never too weak or too wounded to fight. If his cause is greater than his own life.
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When we stay close to the wisdom of our knowing, seeking solutions to our problems in the sanctuary of the heart and not in the vanity of the mind, then we can pretty much trust in the unfolding, mysterious wisdom of life.
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After it is said and done about who does what on the Batman assembly line, I do not underestimate all of the help I've received.
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I would give you my soul in a blackberry pie; and a knife to cut it with.
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There is, then, no danger in the circumstances that anti-semitism will disappear, for it is the Jews themselves who add fuel to its flames and see that it is kept well stoked. Before the opposition to it can disappear, the malady itself must disappear. And from that point of view, you can rely on the Jews: as long as they survive, anti-semitism will never fade. (13th February 1945)
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Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires.
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When you learn that a truth is a lie, anger follows.
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Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is.
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In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong.
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Tally turned away. Five minutes was suddenly too long to stand here, eyes burning, unable to cry.
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People are just up tight because the kids are having fun and they didn't have the same freedom.
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When every benefit received is a right, there is no place for good manners, let alone for gratitude.
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Some people think their fingers are toes or claws, but they're actually finger bones.
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I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
