Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Mitch Hedberg

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I can enjoy anywhere, and I can leave it. Life is about moving on.

Waris Dirie
- Life
- Moving
- Moving On
We want to see Israel withdraw from our territory. But we don't want to be accountable vis-a-vis Israel on the security basis, because we don't see, in the absence of a peace agreement, that Lebanon can really be accountable to Israel if anything happens.

Rafik Hariri
- Want
- Peace
- Security
There's always going to be silly stuff out there in the media that you can't worry too much about, and I don't. We just keep on trucking, and I like the way my... I think there should be 'professional is professional, and personal is personal,' and that's just how I'm going to keep it.

Aaron Rodgers
- Worry
- Professional
- Media
It's important for people to understand where things come or what they represent.

Paloma Elsesser
- People
- Important
- Where
In fiction, you know, there are no borders. You can go anywhere.

E. L. Doctorow
- You
- Know
- Fiction
On occasion, I used to give presents to the kings, besides the hire that I gave to to their sons who accompany me; and nevertheless, they seized me with my companions.

Saint Patrick
- Kings
- Sons
- Companions