Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English.
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Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
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Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'
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And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
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How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.
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If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
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I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
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Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
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I never realized how boring this game was.
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Although I don't get the parts in films or other television shows that would be befitting of a huge, international star, I don't have to worry about walking around on the street or eating at a restaurant. Occasionally, you do get recognized a little bit. And that's fine. Most people are pretty cool about it. That's the thing - it's such a low-key thing that I can still enjoy it and not worry about it.
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There is no strong beer, just weak men.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.