Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.
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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.
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Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
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There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.
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Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
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Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV.
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It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms of how to animate the character.
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Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
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It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor.
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English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!
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It is better to watch things then to do them.
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Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
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Excuse me Doctor, I think I now a little something about medicine.
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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
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Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
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I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
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What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
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And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.