Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
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It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms of how to animate the character.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
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It is better to watch things then to do them.
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Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV.
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What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
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The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.
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Excuse me Doctor, I think I now a little something about medicine.
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Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
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There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.
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Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
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It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor.
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And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
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English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!
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Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
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The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
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Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...