Morey Amsterdam Quotes
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.

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The first calculators tended to sell for $400 or $500. Today, you can get a pretty good one for 4 or $5.
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Being on TV is similar to being an athlete. You get no second chances.
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My mother told me many stories about her childhood in Cuba. Living there had a profound impact on her and how she regards herself.
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I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
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I feel like great TED Talks are ones that are a little bit subject to interpretation, that do provoke further conversation - and potentially controversy.
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ArcGIS includes a Living Atlas of the World. It's like a large living library of geographic information.
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When people insist on perfection or nothing, they get nothing.
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Y'all niggas ain't ILL...you're ILLogical.
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A burnt child loves the fire.
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Deliberately seek the company of people who influence you to think and act on building the life you desire.
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When something happens to you, you have two choices in how to deal with it. You can either get bitter, or get better.
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This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai: if by setting one's heart right every morning and evening, one is able to live as though his body were already dead, he gains freedom in the Way. his whole life will be without blame, and he will succeed in his calling.
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Anyhow, I don't think Don King's a very good man. But then again, I doubt that a good man *could* succeed in his business. I'm sure boxing was a dirty sport before he came around. He may have just made it moreso. So that's about all I've got to say about him.
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A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays And confident tomorrows.
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True contentment comes with empathy.
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He reached behind to knock the ball loose, and (Palmer) made the call. This is the second game where we've had inconsequential plays land us on the free-throw line in the last seconds of the game.
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Happiness cannot come from without. It must come from within. It is not what we see and touch or that which others do for us which makes us happy; it is that which we think and feel and do, first for the other fellow and then for ourselves.
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I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.