Morey Amsterdam Quotes
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.
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The first calculators tended to sell for $400 or $500. Today, you can get a pretty good one for 4 or $5.
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Being on TV is similar to being an athlete. You get no second chances.
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My mother told me many stories about her childhood in Cuba. Living there had a profound impact on her and how she regards herself.
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I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
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I feel like great TED Talks are ones that are a little bit subject to interpretation, that do provoke further conversation - and potentially controversy.
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ArcGIS includes a Living Atlas of the World. It's like a large living library of geographic information.
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When people insist on perfection or nothing, they get nothing.
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Y'all niggas ain't ILL...you're ILLogical.
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A burnt child loves the fire.
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Deliberately seek the company of people who influence you to think and act on building the life you desire.
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When something happens to you, you have two choices in how to deal with it. You can either get bitter, or get better.
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This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai: if by setting one's heart right every morning and evening, one is able to live as though his body were already dead, he gains freedom in the Way. his whole life will be without blame, and he will succeed in his calling.
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Anyhow, I don't think Don King's a very good man. But then again, I doubt that a good man *could* succeed in his business. I'm sure boxing was a dirty sport before he came around. He may have just made it moreso. So that's about all I've got to say about him.
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Happiest time of youth and life, when love is first spoken and returned; when the dearest eyes are daily shining welcome, and the fondest lips never tire of whispering their sweet secrets; when the parting look that accompanies "Good night!" gives delightful warning of tomorrow.
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If you make children happy now, you will make them happy twenty years hence by the memory of it.
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My parents played by parents, in the second season of Suits. We had a Skype scene and they were my real parents. My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.
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I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the Comedy Central Roasts for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write.
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I'm not the cool thing, and I'm not going to be the cool thing for a really long time, and it isn't like I'm not the cool thing and I sell 3,000,000 records every time. I'm not the cool thing, and I barely sell 150,000 records, if that, ever. So I'm obviously working really hard to sustain myself. I'm actually a target to be dropped, because that's just not enough records for a big company.
