Tommy Cooper Quotes
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We are slaves to whatever we don't understand.
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But if you want to be in a band and write music, then you should just be in a band and write music.
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And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.
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'Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' – there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.
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Germany is determined to provide substantial help. So are the Netherlands and other states. But a day will come when we have to count on our own resources.
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Civil war? What does that mean? Is there any foreign war? Isn't every war fought between men, between brothers?
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It is a great piece of folly to attempt to make anything out of my early life.
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I will never be a fan of any kind of political correctness: I think it's instant death to creativity.
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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
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I'm only a human being.
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Habit is the nursery of errors.
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The interesting thing about history sometimes. is that you know these people existed, and you knew what jobs they did, but you don't know much about them as people, so you actually have to make them up.
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Frankly I'm fairly boring or fairly busy. Between writing and family, I have little time for anything else.
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Age can be wonderful for red wine, but not for spacecraft.
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I was afraid to express myself for a while.
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There are so many kids in this world, and in this country, that need homes. And so we're perfectly content to look into adoption one day, if for some reason we aren't able to have a biological child.
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I told the guys that something good would come of this. We worked our butts off.
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There is no shame in my saying that we all want to be loved.
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We need be careful how we deal with those about us, when every death carries to some small circle of survivors, thoughts of so much omitted, and so little done- of so many things forgotten, and so many more which might have been repaired! There is no remorse so deep as that which is unavailing; if we would be spared its tortures, let us remember this, in time.
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Honestly, I don't think I'm doing anything any different right now. You swing, and the ball finds a hole. That's it. That's the game of baseball.
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You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
