Tommy Cooper Quotes
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We are slaves to whatever we don't understand.
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But if you want to be in a band and write music, then you should just be in a band and write music.
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And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.
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'Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' – there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.
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Germany is determined to provide substantial help. So are the Netherlands and other states. But a day will come when we have to count on our own resources.
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Civil war? What does that mean? Is there any foreign war? Isn't every war fought between men, between brothers?
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It is a great piece of folly to attempt to make anything out of my early life.
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I will never be a fan of any kind of political correctness: I think it's instant death to creativity.
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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
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I'm only a human being.
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Habit is the nursery of errors.
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The interesting thing about history sometimes. is that you know these people existed, and you knew what jobs they did, but you don't know much about them as people, so you actually have to make them up.
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Frankly I'm fairly boring or fairly busy. Between writing and family, I have little time for anything else.
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Age can be wonderful for red wine, but not for spacecraft.
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I was afraid to express myself for a while.
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There are so many kids in this world, and in this country, that need homes. And so we're perfectly content to look into adoption one day, if for some reason we aren't able to have a biological child.
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Whenever you feel down, you can check on Twitter and feel better about yourself, because it's only people who like you.
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Certainly not a party of the workers and the peasants. In fact, Jiang Zemin in recent weeks has officially said that capitalists and the entrepreneurs should be enrolled in the Communist Party.
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If you are writing something in which you are really involved, you don't even need to think about it any longer. The situation itself demands your total commitment as an individual, just as in your political commitments.
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I think when you slow Enrique Iglesias down and really listen to what he's saying, it's an explosion of bad taste.
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What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
