Andy Borowitz Quotes
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
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Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control.
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Sometimes what I think what the news is missing is the human element, the connection - the moment that you look into a little girl's eyes or a father who has just left his family and risked everything just to try and survive.
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For those unfortunate enough to experience it, long-term unemployment - now, as in the 1930s - is a tragedy. And, for society as a whole, there is the danger that the productive capacity of a significant portion of the labour force will be impaired.
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I've struggled with depression before. For me, music was always a very positive way to will myself out of that situation.
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When movies first came out, maybe they were in black and white and there wasn't any sound and people were saying the theater is still the place to be. But now movies and theater have found their own place in the world. They are each legitimate art forms.
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Jealousy... is a mental cancer.
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How emigration is actually lived - well, this depends on many factors: education, economic station, language, where one lands, and what support network is in place at the site of arrival.
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The movie business is a big gamble.
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I remember having an argument with Alan, I said the Queen's not just going to call the guy up and send him out to do it. And Alan says, well, how would a monarch give orders to her assassin.
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The single most important thing we can do to protect our communities from climate change is to reduce dangerous carbon pollution.
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The textile industry became a huge deal in 19th century America, kind of like the tech industry is today. And that immigrant tradition continues, especially in tech, America's most dominant and dynamic industry today.
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You know, we travelled a lot when I was a kid because my father was wherever the work was.
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Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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When I sang, I couldn't help making those little curves. People would say, 'Why don't you sing straight?' But I have always had to put something in.
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If I want to, I can sign 20 films for ridiculous amounts of money, but I really want to do different kinds of cinema. I want creative satisfaction.
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I've learned from every single fight, every single opponent - some great fighters.
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People didn't vote left or right in the election. They voted for putting an end to all the primitive political history.
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What activities, behaviors, or decisions have been most responsible for your success in life? Do more of them.
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Detroit is right now a new Mecca for Hip Hop.
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Our hands are on the wheel. Now we just have to steer it in the right direction.
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The world is equally shocked at hearing Christianity criticized and seeing it practiced.
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I discovered 'Rite of Spring' when I was 21. As a matter of fact, not with orchestra first, because it was still a work which was not often performed. Don't forget that I was 19 in 1944, still the Occupation time. So it was performed slightly after the end of the war, in 1945.
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Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
