Karl Pilkington Quotes
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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For me, writing a song, I sit down and the process doesn't really involve me thinking about the demographic of people I'm trying to hit or who I want to be able to relate to the song or what genre of music it falls under.
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I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
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My mother did all she could to control me, but at age 14 she sent me to a military school.
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There was always that kind of imagination in our house, which was always a little crazy.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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Women in salsa - women everywhere - we always gotta be defending ourselves.
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I get cold - really cold - when I travel.
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My first published work was when I was 19, in 'Playgirl.' It was an odd experience but exciting.
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I don't think there's any difference in my passion than when I was a young coach. I hope somebody in some way realizes I could be an asset, but we'll just wait and see.
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I don't like crazy names. I don't like them. I don't think it makes any sense. You have to think about the child and, as they get older, what they have to deal with. A lot of people do things as a fad, and they want to get some attention, but it's like, this is your child.
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I don't think there will ever be a time I don't write, and I hope there will never be a time I don't act.
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I am not maternal at all. I don't have any kids.
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If money was being invented now, it wouldn't be designed to look like cash or credit cards. It would look more like Bitcoin.
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I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.
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'Pathological liar' is absolutely the toughest individual to deal with as a psychiatrist. Because you can't take anything they say at face value. And you can't, you know, fill in their personality. You don't know what's real and what's not.
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Livable neighborhoods with a vibrant street life will stimulate our economic life as well.
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It was sanctions that drove Iran to the negotiating table in the first place.
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If you come from Africa with your economic poverty and your cultural riches, and you meet someone like Peter Gabriel or a person from a big record company, and they tell you that what you are doing is marvelous, that makes you feel powerful.
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Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
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The seed of an idea laying dormant in an old sketchbook is fed the missing ingredient from a new experience. Trying to share some of these experiences, some of the wonders, is one of the reasons why I do books.
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The studio have always claimed that the ship is the star of the show, especially when they're renegotiating contracts.
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There will always be excuses, arguments, and questions of timing when moving on difficult and controversial issues.
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My brother is the former mayor of Baltimore.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I'd panic, I'd be scared.
