Karl Pilkington Quotes
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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For me, writing a song, I sit down and the process doesn't really involve me thinking about the demographic of people I'm trying to hit or who I want to be able to relate to the song or what genre of music it falls under.
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I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
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My mother did all she could to control me, but at age 14 she sent me to a military school.
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There was always that kind of imagination in our house, which was always a little crazy.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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I get cold - really cold - when I travel.
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My first published work was when I was 19, in 'Playgirl.' It was an odd experience but exciting.
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I don't think there's any difference in my passion than when I was a young coach. I hope somebody in some way realizes I could be an asset, but we'll just wait and see.
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I don't like crazy names. I don't like them. I don't think it makes any sense. You have to think about the child and, as they get older, what they have to deal with. A lot of people do things as a fad, and they want to get some attention, but it's like, this is your child.
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I don't think there will ever be a time I don't write, and I hope there will never be a time I don't act.
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I am not maternal at all. I don't have any kids.
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I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.
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'Pathological liar' is absolutely the toughest individual to deal with as a psychiatrist. Because you can't take anything they say at face value. And you can't, you know, fill in their personality. You don't know what's real and what's not.
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Livable neighborhoods with a vibrant street life will stimulate our economic life as well.
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It was sanctions that drove Iran to the negotiating table in the first place.
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If you come from Africa with your economic poverty and your cultural riches, and you meet someone like Peter Gabriel or a person from a big record company, and they tell you that what you are doing is marvelous, that makes you feel powerful.
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I think being gay and gay people are the most wonderful things in the world. I wish all of us could have the power and pride to benefit from what is rightfully ours. Why isn't there an enormous building in Washington called the 'National Association of Lesbian and Gay Concerns' to lobby for us?
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I have lots of fans, they are mostly under the age of 12, boys and girls.
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I get the feeling that people from outside the world of contemporary art see it as deserving of mockery, in an emperor's-new-clothes sort of way. I think that's not right and that it's just because they don't understand the discourse. The art world is filled with vibrancy.
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My mom is probably the only person shorter than me that I'm scared of. Still to this day. She's, like, five-two, maybe.
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I believe that the definition of luck is when preparation meets with opportunity.
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A story is told as much by silence as by speech.
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We usually never got out of there before four or five o'clock in the morning. Every morning. So it was rough.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I'd panic, I'd be scared.
