Karl Pilkington Quotes
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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For me, writing a song, I sit down and the process doesn't really involve me thinking about the demographic of people I'm trying to hit or who I want to be able to relate to the song or what genre of music it falls under.
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I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
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My mother did all she could to control me, but at age 14 she sent me to a military school.
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There was always that kind of imagination in our house, which was always a little crazy.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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Women in salsa - women everywhere - we always gotta be defending ourselves.
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I get cold - really cold - when I travel.
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My first published work was when I was 19, in 'Playgirl.' It was an odd experience but exciting.
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Hard courts are very negative for the body. I know the sport is a business and creating these courts is easier than clay or grass, but I am 100 per cent sure it is wrong.
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I don't think there's any difference in my passion than when I was a young coach. I hope somebody in some way realizes I could be an asset, but we'll just wait and see.
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I don't like crazy names. I don't like them. I don't think it makes any sense. You have to think about the child and, as they get older, what they have to deal with. A lot of people do things as a fad, and they want to get some attention, but it's like, this is your child.
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I don't think there will ever be a time I don't write, and I hope there will never be a time I don't act.
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I am not maternal at all. I don't have any kids.
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If money was being invented now, it wouldn't be designed to look like cash or credit cards. It would look more like Bitcoin.
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Electric cars are going to be very important for urban transportation.
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I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.
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'Pathological liar' is absolutely the toughest individual to deal with as a psychiatrist. Because you can't take anything they say at face value. And you can't, you know, fill in their personality. You don't know what's real and what's not.
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Livable neighborhoods with a vibrant street life will stimulate our economic life as well.
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This was a big storm and he might as well enjoy it. It was ruining everything, but you might as well enjoy it
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He has been waiting for us, waiting in vain, and His fatherly heart was filled with grief. When He then sought to call us home through chastenings, we rebelled against Him and His actions and again refused to come home to the Father. What else should He do with us?
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First of all, I'm so glad that the city of Houston has a football team again. They have such great fans. I'm really happy for the people of Houston because they deserve a football team.
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The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I'd panic, I'd be scared.
