Karl Pilkington Quotes
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I struggle if I have chaos around me, but at the same time, if I don't have it, I'm uncomfortable. It's a strange thing: If I don't have chaos, I create it.
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Playing drums feels like coming home for me. Even during the White Stripes I thought: 'I'll do this for now, but I'm really a drummer.' That's what I'll put on my passport application.
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Let's start to have a grown up debate in this country about who we are and where we want to go and what kind of country we want to build.
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You've got to love acting and that's true for me. I love the idea of getting on stage and getting in front of a camera.
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In midlife, we're as dumb as we get.
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By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown.
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It's totally viable to envisage a million Jews living in Judea and Samaria.
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I am not gay; I don't have a relationship with Ricky Martin.
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I think I've achieved a lot in 41 years. I like how 41 feels; I feel good. I don't like how it sounds too much.
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When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the guy behind the camera directing everybody, but they were all very silly little shorts and comedy bits.
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Each additional idea is a gift to the future. Each additional idea producer is a source of wealth for future generations.
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For ultimately, the only way to win wars, is to prevent them occurring in the first place.
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My landlady, who is only a tailor's widow, reads her Milton; and tells me, that her late husband first fell in love with her on this very account: because she read Milton with such proper emphasis.
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I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men.
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I've had a good life, full of more success and happiness than I ever expected.
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A man is sorry to be honest for nothing.
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More than a billion people use the Internet, yet only a tiny fraction contribute their knowledge to it.
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Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
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Life can't work for you if you don't show up as you.
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I've been living with myself all of my life, so I know all of me. So when I watch me, all I see is me. It's boring.
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He was naming the groups that were pro-war. No one minds his naming the British or the Administration. But to name 'Jew' is un-American - even if it is done without hate or even criticism. Why?
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I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
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No matter what challenge you’re facing or situation you’re going through, always remember this. You are bigger, stronger, greater, more significant, more powerful, more resilient, and more important than any of your problems.
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It's like a pylon.
