Karl Pilkington Quotes
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I struggle if I have chaos around me, but at the same time, if I don't have it, I'm uncomfortable. It's a strange thing: If I don't have chaos, I create it.
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Let's start to have a grown up debate in this country about who we are and where we want to go and what kind of country we want to build.
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You've got to love acting and that's true for me. I love the idea of getting on stage and getting in front of a camera.
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In midlife, we're as dumb as we get.
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It's totally viable to envisage a million Jews living in Judea and Samaria.
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I am not gay; I don't have a relationship with Ricky Martin.
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When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the guy behind the camera directing everybody, but they were all very silly little shorts and comedy bits.
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Each additional idea is a gift to the future. Each additional idea producer is a source of wealth for future generations.
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For ultimately, the only way to win wars, is to prevent them occurring in the first place.
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My landlady, who is only a tailor's widow, reads her Milton; and tells me, that her late husband first fell in love with her on this very account: because she read Milton with such proper emphasis.
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I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men.
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I've had a good life, full of more success and happiness than I ever expected.
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A man is sorry to be honest for nothing.
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More than a billion people use the Internet, yet only a tiny fraction contribute their knowledge to it.
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Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
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Mental silence is the perfect response to a challenge.
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He suspected the troops felt closer to somebody who spoke a different language but asked them questions than they did to somebody who shared their language and only ever used it to give orders.
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If God could tell the story of the Universe, the Universe would become fictitious.
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Get your shirt off... it's pervert time!
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And then as we played more and more as a trio, it became more and more of a situation where we realized we really knew how to use the fourth member of the group - that space. The thing about the trio is that it's the biggest sound you can have with the smallest unit.
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I always dreamed of making it in baseball, but life has moved pretty quickly for me.
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It's like a pylon.
