Karl Pilkington Quotes
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Comedy's really subjective, you know.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
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With acting, I didn't get much from it.
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If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.
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When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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If that was on my road the council would be like 'Get that down, its a deathtrap!'
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You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go.
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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
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I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.