Karl Pilkington Quotes
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I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.
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I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
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It's like a pylon.
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Ricky: You are the strangest man alive.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.
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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
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If that was on my road the council would be like 'Get that down, its a deathtrap!'