Karl Pilkington Quotes
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I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.
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I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Ricky: You are the strangest man alive.
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Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.
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If that was on my road the council would be like 'Get that down, its a deathtrap!'