Karl Pilkington Quotes
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.
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Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
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I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?
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If that was on my road the council would be like 'Get that down, its a deathtrap!'