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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
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I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.
Karl Pilkington
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
Karl Pilkington -
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.
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If that was on my road the council would be like 'Get that down, its a deathtrap!'
Karl Pilkington -
If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error.
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If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.
Karl Pilkington -
I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?
Karl Pilkington