Richard Pryor Quotes
-
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.
-
Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, and I've had many strange things happen to me, but that was one of the strangest.
-
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
-
Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.
-
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
-
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
-
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
-
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.
-
Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.
-
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
-
The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work.
-
I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.
-
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
-
He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.
-
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
-
I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.
-
I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.
-
Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.
-
Freebase? What's free about it?
-
What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.
-
I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n - - jokes. I don't like it.
-
I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
-
I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.
-
The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?