Carl Barron Quotes

I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

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• New York's my home. Born and raised. I'm a New Yorker to the bone.

  

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• I don't hide. I never have. I stay at home because I like to stay at home, and at home I work.

  

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• My mother and I were very close and even when I left home and came to London I would ring her every day. She was very proud of me and loved my celebrity. She would often come to shoots and TV shows with me.

  

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• Jewish sovereignty and governance over our ancestral home are, I believe, important goals that every Jew ought to support.

  

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• Home is the nicest word there is.

  

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• Soon after, I returned home to my family, with a determination to bring them as soon as possible to live in Kentucky, which I esteemed a second paradise, at the risk of my life and fortune.

  

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• I don't really remember the day we lost our home in the floods, but looking back I can understand how devastating it was for my parents. I was only six, so I remember us having to move to Adelaide - but not much of the actual day and night of the flood. We had to start all over again and my parents opened a cafe.

  

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• Great music is its own movie, already. And the challenge, as a music fan, is to keep the song as powerful as it wants to be, to not tamper with it and to somehow give it a home.

  

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• I hate to say it because I feel like it might be a jinx, but yes - knock on wood - I have never broken a bone.

  

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• I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

  

  Carl Barron
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