Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes
Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.
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I'm just a black hole for stuff. No one should ever hand me anything, because I get so easily distracted. I'll be like, 'Oh, look, something shiny!' I'm glad I never learned how to drive. I would be really dangerous.
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A sack is way better than any nightclub. A touchdown is way better than any bar experience I've ever had.
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I was an escapee of childhood. I always wanted to grow up.
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I'm from New York. My grandparents were settlers of Long Island City. When they came here, there was no bridge, and they had to hire a boat across the river. They had a farm, and my grandmother had to go once a week to Manhattan to buy provisions - very primitive.
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Quarterback is not a position that you come in having not played it your whole life.
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I do find that it's easier to get Latino-themed movies... but I don't think there's that stigma anymore. I think that what's harder is to be a woman, not to be a Latina.
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I never doubted that I would be a good mayor. I never did.
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I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.
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When I wrote my first book, 'Koolaids,' I felt rejected and not wanted.
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When it came to the Vietnam War, Mr. McNamara was an early advocate of escalation but came to realize the flaws in the American approach earlier than many of his colleagues. Yet in public, he continued to defend the war.
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The Tibetan people will need to determine who the next reincarnation of the Dalai Lama is.
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It is now clear that major irregularities did not occur.
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I was a crazy Pee-wee Herman fan when I was in my early teens. Before he had the kids' TV show, he had a nightclub show in L.A., and I had gotten a VHS copy of it. It was a kids' show, but onstage in a bar, so it's sort of poking fun at the kids' show. And I was obsessed with that, and then 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.'
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When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
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We are condemned to kill time, thus we die bit by bit.
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I think that on the whole man would be living a more natural life if he were a vegetarian.
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One day, when my son was eight, he came into the kitchen while I was cooking and said: 'You put bad words in your books, don't you?' No doubt he had overheard my mother, who often tells people who ask about my work: 'Well, you'll never find her books in the Christian bookstore.'
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Society has this deeply rooted love of seeing women fail.
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Finland is no utopia.
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First Ladies have always been held like specimens under a media microscope.
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The freedoms we have enjoyed in America - and spread around the world - are incredibly fragile freedoms.
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We are still able to grow as long as we are alive.
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Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.
