Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.
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Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.
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Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music
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Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
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My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.
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If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
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And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
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If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.
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I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
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And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.
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My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself
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I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.
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Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
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My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.
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When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.
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Treefingers is important, it's the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself.
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The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious
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Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.
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I'll drown my beliefs. To have you be in peace.
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You'll go to Hell For what your Dirty mind is thinking.
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I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man
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It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.
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I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.
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When I go forwards, you go backwards And somewhere we will meet.