Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.
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Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey
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I love listening to music with my mate. We don't do it often, but when we do we'll just sit there and lose our heads in it. Sooner or later he'll start saying something to the effect of "Hey, Thom, can you put in something else now?" but I'll just nod coldly and respond "not just yet". But after awhile, I'll finally budge. And that's when I crack a big smile and take out The Bends and put in Kid A. My friend just sighs and leaves the room, and I can't blame him. He's not ready for that leap yet.
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The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.
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I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.
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I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.
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My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.
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I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.
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I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.
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And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
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If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.
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If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.
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I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.
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At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*
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I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.
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Treefingers is important, it's the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself.
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I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.
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Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music
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Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.
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The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious
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Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
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I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
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Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.
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It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.