Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
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Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.
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Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys.
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I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.
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I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed.
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At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*
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I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.
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Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.
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Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey
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If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.
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And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
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The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.
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I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.
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I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.
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Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.
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My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.
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I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.
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When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.
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If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.
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Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music
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It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.
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Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
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I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.
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I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.