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If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.
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I have this thing about my own voice on record. No matter what I sing, it sounds really serious, and I sound self loathing or whatever, which was just driving me nuts because that's not what I was writing.
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I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.
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If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.
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Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
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Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
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I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.
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Treefingers is important, it's the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself.
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Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys.
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I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man
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My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself
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My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.
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If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
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I'll drown my beliefs. To have you be in peace.
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I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.
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Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.
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You'll go to Hell For what your Dirty mind is thinking.
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The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious
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I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.
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you have not been / paying attention
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There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us.
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And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.
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When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.
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At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*