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I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.
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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
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My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
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People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.
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It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god
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The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear
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In pitch dark I go walking in your landscape Broken branches Trip me as I speak Just 'cause you feel it Doesn't mean it's there... We are accidents waiting Waiting to happen.
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The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
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I'd go onstage doing this thing, trying to fill this arena that I can't fill because I don't understand what this is. It's like you're given a job that's beyond you. And it's taken me years to realize what works in those big situations.
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Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall
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Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.
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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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The problem is, I cannot meditate. That's the one thing I can't do. That's the thing that's driving me nuts. I have a house by the sea, and I can sit and listen to the sound of the sea and eventually... but I can't really do it.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.
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One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
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I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
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I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
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I love listening to music with my mate. We don't do it often, but when we do we'll just sit there and lose our heads in it. Sooner or later he'll start saying something to the effect of "Hey, Thom, can you put in something else now?" but I'll just nod coldly and respond "not just yet". But after awhile, I'll finally budge. And that's when I crack a big smile and take out The Bends and put in Kid A. My friend just sighs and leaves the room, and I can't blame him. He's not ready for that leap yet.
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And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps.
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