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If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's livelihoods we're talking about - and you look at Internet in terms of the most amazing broadcasting network ever built, then it's completely different. In some ways, that's the best way of looking at it.
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If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
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If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
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I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
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Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
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I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.
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I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.
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If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really quite frightening about the level of the political debate happening on mainstream channels - right-wing-biased mothers.
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I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.
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Generally, it's not good to be engaged directly with the political system unless you are qualified. It`s a very depressing business, the way politics works. You get stuck into it, but then, at some point, you have to walk away. I had to walk away, because it's like this dark, black energy void. There are some people who have dedicated their lives to living in that energy void, but I can't do it. I just can't go there. It feels like you're treading water too much when you do. It's a crazy thing.
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The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
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If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!
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I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke
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Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing anymore.
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I have this thing about my own voice on record. No matter what I sing, it sounds really serious, and I sound self loathing or whatever, which was just driving me nuts because that's not what I was writing.
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
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I jumped in the river, what did I see? Black-eyed angels swam with me A moon full of stars and astral cars And all the figures I used to see All my lovers were there with me All my past and futures And we all went to heaven in a little row boat There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.