Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts
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Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
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I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.
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I'm the next act Waiting in the wings I'm an animal Trapped in your hot car I am all of the days That you choose to ignore You are all I need You are all I need I'm in the middle of your picture Lying in the reeds.
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It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god
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Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.
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In November I'll be releasing my new solo record, entitled 'Box Of Bees'. There's no music, it's just a box full of live bees. The deluxe edition comes with more bees.
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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
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Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.
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One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
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I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
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You can't make an egg without frying an egg
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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
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I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.
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You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Is that you do it to yourself, Just you and no one else, You do it to yourself...
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When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."
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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.
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I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.
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I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.
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I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.
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Obviously, the duty of artists is there, but it's more an indictment of the political system that someone like Zinn views artists as the seers, idealizing them as the people responsible for inspiring change.
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I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.
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Don't get any big ideas They're not gonna happen.