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In pitch dark I go walking in your landscape Broken branches Trip me as I speak Just 'cause you feel it Doesn't mean it's there... We are accidents waiting Waiting to happen.
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.
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I want to be part of the human race I want to live, breathe.
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol
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I'm such a tease And you're such a flirt... Routines and schedules Drug and kill you Kill you.
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I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?
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Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.
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So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?
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I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'
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People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.
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Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.
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I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
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Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.
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My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician
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Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*
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The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.
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Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
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Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.
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Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.