Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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I'm such a tease And you're such a flirt... Routines and schedules Drug and kill you Kill you.
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Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.
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Sometimes when you get an opportunity to appropriate your work, or use whatever collateral you have, for something good, you think, "Well, yeah, you should do this." You're not in any way qualified to do it, but I was so sick of hearing so many unqualified people say that global warming doesn't exist, I thought, "Well, I'm no less qualified than they are, so I can deal with doing it."
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I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
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I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.
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My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol
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Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.
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So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'
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The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and he's very good at it, but I just can't do it. I'd probably end up punching them in the face rather than shaking their hand, so it's best that I stay out of their way. I can't engage with that level of bullshit. Which is a shame, really, and in a way it would help if I could, but I just can't. I admire the fact that Bono can, and can walk away from it smelling of roses.
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I'm the next act Waiting in the wings I'm an animal Trapped in your hot car I am all of the days That you choose to ignore You are all I need You are all I need I'm in the middle of your picture Lying in the reeds.
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Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
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I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?
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Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.
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Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts
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It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.
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Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*
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I'm the Legendary Radio Head
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My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician
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Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.
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It's the Devil's way now, There is no way out, You can scream and you can shout, It is too late now.
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Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.
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The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.