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I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well
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I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome
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When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
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Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.
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It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.
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How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?
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Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
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Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.
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If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.
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You are my centre when I spin away.
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I have no idea what I am talking about I'm trapped in this body and can't get out
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When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.
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Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.
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One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece
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Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.
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I suppose one thing that's always fascinated me is that thing where you're a band and you want to start recording and you get a label and a producer, and then there's that pressure to go out there and really toil.
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I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.
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I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.
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I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
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I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots
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If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
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I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.
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Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.