Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid
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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
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She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run.
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It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.
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I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.
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Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
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If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive
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I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
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The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.
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The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.
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In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.
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I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.
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Ambition makes you look pretty ugly Kicking, squealing Gucci little piggy.
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I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma
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My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye
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I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!
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There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.
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It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.
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Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.
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Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.
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I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.
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If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.
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Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.
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Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.