Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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Immerse your soul in love.
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There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
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I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.
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Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.
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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
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I'm such a tease And you're such a flirt... Routines and schedules Drug and kill you Kill you.
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels
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I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
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I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.
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The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and he's very good at it, but I just can't do it. I'd probably end up punching them in the face rather than shaking their hand, so it's best that I stay out of their way. I can't engage with that level of bullshit. Which is a shame, really, and in a way it would help if I could, but I just can't. I admire the fact that Bono can, and can walk away from it smelling of roses.
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.
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Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'
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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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I'm the next act Waiting in the wings I'm an animal Trapped in your hot car I am all of the days That you choose to ignore You are all I need You are all I need I'm in the middle of your picture Lying in the reeds.