Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.
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People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.
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I think what makes people ill a lot of the time is the belief that your thoughts are concrete and that you're responsible for your thoughts. Whereas actually - the way I see it - your thoughts are what the wind blows through your mind.
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Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me
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I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.
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I have no idea what I am talking about I'm trapped in this body and can't get out
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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
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It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.
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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!
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Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing that moment - that's escape.
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.
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It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god