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I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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I suppose one thing that's always fascinated me is that thing where you're a band and you want to start recording and you get a label and a producer, and then there's that pressure to go out there and really toil.
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You are my centre when I spin away.
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.
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I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.