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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.
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Immerse your soul in love.
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Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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I'm such a tease And you're such a flirt... Routines and schedules Drug and kill you Kill you.
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels
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I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.
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And I'm sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green.
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
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Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.
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The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and he's very good at it, but I just can't do it. I'd probably end up punching them in the face rather than shaking their hand, so it's best that I stay out of their way. I can't engage with that level of bullshit. Which is a shame, really, and in a way it would help if I could, but I just can't. I admire the fact that Bono can, and can walk away from it smelling of roses.
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So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?
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I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.