Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.
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I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er
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Sometimes when you get an opportunity to appropriate your work, or use whatever collateral you have, for something good, you think, "Well, yeah, you should do this." You're not in any way qualified to do it, but I was so sick of hearing so many unqualified people say that global warming doesn't exist, I thought, "Well, I'm no less qualified than they are, so I can deal with doing it."
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
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Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*
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People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!
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I have no idea what I am talking about I'm trapped in this body and can't get out
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
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I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing that moment - that's escape.
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Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.