Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
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I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
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If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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Immerse your soul in love.
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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And I'm sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green.
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
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I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
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Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.
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Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.