Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.
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Sometimes when you get an opportunity to appropriate your work, or use whatever collateral you have, for something good, you think, "Well, yeah, you should do this." You're not in any way qualified to do it, but I was so sick of hearing so many unqualified people say that global warming doesn't exist, I thought, "Well, I'm no less qualified than they are, so I can deal with doing it."
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I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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I have no idea what I am talking about I'm trapped in this body and can't get out
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I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er
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Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.
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Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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You are my centre when I spin away.
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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing that moment - that's escape.
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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.