Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol
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So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?
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I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
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The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.
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It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.
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Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.
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Up above Aliens hover Making home movies For the folks back home Of all these weird creatures Who lock up their spirits Drill holes in themselves And live for their secrets.
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It's the Devil's way now, There is no way out, You can scream and you can shout, It is too late now.
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Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.
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Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.
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Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.
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Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.
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If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.
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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
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And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps.
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Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.
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Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts
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It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god
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Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.
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It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.
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Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.
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My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician
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I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.
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Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.