Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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While you make pretty speeches I'm being cut to shreds You feed me to the lions A delicate balance.
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I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.
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I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
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I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
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My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep
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I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
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Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
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Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.
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You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Is that you do it to yourself, Just you and no one else, You do it to yourself...
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People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.
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And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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Don't get any big ideas They're not gonna happen.
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Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall
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When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.
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Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work. I think basically you lose it when you destroy your brain or destroy yourself emotionally or burn yourself up.