Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
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When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
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You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Is that you do it to yourself, Just you and no one else, You do it to yourself...
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Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall
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15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*
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I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
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I'll drown my beliefs. To have you be in peace.
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Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.
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My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep
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Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
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Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.
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I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
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If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.