Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.
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Don't get any big ideas They're not gonna happen.
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I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
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I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours
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My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
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The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
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In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...
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Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.
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I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.
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Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
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The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.
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The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
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My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.
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We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one of us, and it's the time we're listening to the most hokey shite on the radio and watching vacuous bullshit celebrities being vacuous bullshit celebrities and desperately trying to forget about everything. Which is fine, you know, but personally speaking, I can't do that.
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15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.
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I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.