Thomas Edward Yorke Quotes
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The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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In November I'll be releasing my new solo record, entitled 'Box Of Bees'. There's no music, it's just a box full of live bees. The deluxe edition comes with more bees.
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
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While you make pretty speeches I'm being cut to shreds You feed me to the lions A delicate balance.
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work. I think basically you lose it when you destroy your brain or destroy yourself emotionally or burn yourself up.
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I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.
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I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.
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When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.
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I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*
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15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Is that you do it to yourself, Just you and no one else, You do it to yourself...
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I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.
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People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.
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Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall
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If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.
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My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep