Woody Allen (Allan Stewart Konigsberg) Quotes
The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.

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I view my role now as providing more of a macro-level skepticism, rather than saying this poll is good or this poll is evil.
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If you stop being scared, that's when entropy sets in, and you may as well go home.
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I think we have the best women's division on Smackdown Live. But, I miss Charlotte like a son of a gun. She's my favorite person to be in the ring with. She's the most incredible talent, and she keeps improving. When you've got a talent like that who's always stepping up their game, it always keeps you stepping up your game.
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Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can pick it up.
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A hedge fund manager whose clients demand monthly performance reports has different needs than any individual investors with a 20-year time horizon. The needs of that long-term investor differ markedly from someone who is retiring in three years.
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I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
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Bipartisanship helps to avoid extremes and imbalances. It causes compromises and accommodations. So let's cooperate.
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Israel is stronger than all those who curse it.
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It hurts every day when you practice hard, but when this decathlon is over, I got the rest of my life to recuperate. Who cares how bad it hurts?
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If we had, we would have realised sooner that Indigenous organisations are sometimes not the appropriate channel for programmes to help the stolen generations, because many of them play little part in Indigenous associations.
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With women, there's a basic female instinct of caring deeply about the way they look; women stars have a narcissist complex.
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I have a Facebook page for me and my friends and a Twitter page.
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My advice for writers is to get a good day job. It takes the pressure off writing if you have a job that pays the bills.
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An economy open to new concepts and novel ventures is bound to generate unequal gains.
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Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall.
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I am in show business. I don't, for a minute, ever forget that this is a business that I'm involved in, and it plays by business' rules.
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The striking surprise is that prophets of Israel were tolerated at all by their people. To the patriots, they seemed pernicious; to the pious multitude, blasphemous; to the men in authority, seditious.
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Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.
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We have a lot to learn from everyone.
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I like to think of myself as a pure rebel;
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Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven.
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Read Churchill, he tells you how crucial was the Greek role in your decisive desert victory over Rommel.
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The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.