Woody Allen (Allan Stewart Konigsberg) Quotes
The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.
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I view my role now as providing more of a macro-level skepticism, rather than saying this poll is good or this poll is evil.
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If you stop being scared, that's when entropy sets in, and you may as well go home.
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I think we have the best women's division on Smackdown Live. But, I miss Charlotte like a son of a gun. She's my favorite person to be in the ring with. She's the most incredible talent, and she keeps improving. When you've got a talent like that who's always stepping up their game, it always keeps you stepping up your game.
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Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can pick it up.
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A hedge fund manager whose clients demand monthly performance reports has different needs than any individual investors with a 20-year time horizon. The needs of that long-term investor differ markedly from someone who is retiring in three years.
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I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
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Bipartisanship helps to avoid extremes and imbalances. It causes compromises and accommodations. So let's cooperate.
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Israel is stronger than all those who curse it.
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It hurts every day when you practice hard, but when this decathlon is over, I got the rest of my life to recuperate. Who cares how bad it hurts?
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If we had, we would have realised sooner that Indigenous organisations are sometimes not the appropriate channel for programmes to help the stolen generations, because many of them play little part in Indigenous associations.
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With women, there's a basic female instinct of caring deeply about the way they look; women stars have a narcissist complex.
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I have a Facebook page for me and my friends and a Twitter page.
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An economy open to new concepts and novel ventures is bound to generate unequal gains.
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Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall.
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The striking surprise is that prophets of Israel were tolerated at all by their people. To the patriots, they seemed pernicious; to the pious multitude, blasphemous; to the men in authority, seditious.
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Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.
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We all know that a good example is more effective than advice. So set a good example, and it won't take long for others to follow.
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I don't allow people's outlook on me dictate what I do in my life and how I live my life.
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I'm 78. We've lost a lot of our great stars. I can't hang out with those who aren't here. The phone service to Heaven is so bad, you know. But I get to visit with their memories.
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I know so many kids who literally are, like, Instagram-famous. They have done nothing but post pictures on Instagram. And they have followings. People love to see them in person, but it's only because they post on their Instagram. It's literally crazy.
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To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you’re not, pretend you are.
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Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.
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The classic war movies of the post-Vietnam era have generally taken on grand, philosophical themes: the meaninglessness of war, the grinding down of man by the machine - the machine being war itself, represented by someone like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket,' the sadistic marine who turns his boys into instruments of death.
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The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.
