Marshall Bruce Mathers III Quotes
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A plaque and platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.
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Before I was famous, when I was just working in Gilbert's Lodge, everything was moving in slow motion.
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That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it.
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My only scheme was to be a rapper.
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Any MC who chooses to go up against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinski
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Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
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I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.
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Cuz this is what happens when bad meets evil We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
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I've accomplished enough with the music that I haven't had to go out there and do other things to over-saturate.
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If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope.
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I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
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Honestly, I'd love to be remembered as one of the best to ever pick up a mic, but if I'm doing my part to lessen some racial tension I feel good about what I'm doing.
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Imma be what I set out to be without a doubt undoubtedly.
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You know how it is - you make songs, and as you make the new ones, the old ones get old and you throw them out.
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I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.
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I don't like to give the sob story: growing up in a single-parent home, never knew my father, my mother never worked, and when friends came over I'd hide the welfare cheese. Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid. I didn't go to school. I couldn't deal.
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I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.
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I do say things that I think will shock people. But I don't do things to shock people. I'm not trying to be the next Tupac, but I don't know how long I'm going to be on this planet. So while I'm here, I might as well make the most of it.
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I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.
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I haven't had a perfect career. I've put some albums out that, looking back, I'm not super proud of, but there's also a lot of stuff that I am very proud of.
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My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him.
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England? England is in London right?
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Mother, are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.
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Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.