Marshall Bruce Mathers III Quotes
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I will hit a man with glasses.
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A lot of the problems I had with fame I was bringing on myself. A lot of self-loathing, a lot of woe-is-me. Now I'm learning to see the positive side of things, instead of, like, 'I can't go to Kmart. I can't take my kids to the haunted house.'
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When I die, so does hip hop.
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Before I was famous, when I was just working in Gilbert's Lodge, everything was moving in slow motion.
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So many lives I touch, so much anger.
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Music is reflection of self.
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My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.
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..be smart, don't be a retard.
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Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
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Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
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Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?
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A plaque and platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.
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People at rehab were stealing my hats and pens and notebooks and asking for autographs. I couldn't concentrate on my problem.
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You may be gone but you're never over.
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I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
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This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
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If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
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Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.
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Imma be what I set out to be without a doubt undoubtedly.
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I'm certainly not a f**king fashion consultant. Don't call me if you want to know how to dress. I just rap. That's all I really know how to do.
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I was born a premature birth. My first words were "bleep, bleep" and "Curse, Curse" My breath still stinks and I'm on my 3rd cert.
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I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
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The parents are pissed, but the kids love it.
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Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful