Cass McCombs Quotes
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
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Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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I've never had to explain 'Prometheus' to people, ever. Most people get it.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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Dick Clark will be truly missed. We will carry on his legacy every New Year's Eve.
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I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
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I missed singing. I missed performing in a nightclub.
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We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
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I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
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I've missed out on a huge goal but the desire is still there.
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Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.
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Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
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It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.
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The number of natural hypothesis that can explain any given phenomena is infinite.
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To explain all nature is too difficult a task for any one man or even for any one age. Tis much better to do a little with certainty & leave the rest for others that come after than to explain all things by conjecture without making sure of any thing.
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An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.....
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them injustice. We immortals do not like things to be taken seriously. We like joking. Seriousness, young man, is an accident of time. It consists, I don't mind telling you in confidence, in putting too high a value on time. I, too, once put too high a value on time. For that reason I wished to be a hundred years old. In eternity, however, there is no time, you see. Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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The Spirit of Justice is the single most important seed Piers planted; if you don't live by its teaching, your chance of salvation is nil. Unless Conscience and the Cardinal Virtues form the food that people live on, just take my word for it, they're utterly lost - every single living soul among them!
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We never choose anything at all. Things happen. Or not.
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You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
