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• We desire the good of the world and the happiness of the nations that the bonds of affection and unity between the sons of men should be strengthened... what harm is there in this?... these fruitless strifes, these ruinous wars shall pass away, and the 'Most Great Peace' shall come.

  

  Baha'u'llah
  • World
  • Good
  • Great

• Music was my one way to vent.

  

  Becky G
  • Music
  • Way
  • Vent

• In real life, the most practical advice for leaders is not to treat pawns like pawns, nor princes like princes, but all persons like persons.

  

  James MacGregor Burns
  • Life
  • Real
  • Advice

• As you get older, you have to force yourself to have new dreams. For instance, I've been flying for 37 years, but now teaching others to fly is interesting for me. Sometimes you have to find new angles on life to keep you interested, like sharing successes and inspiring and helping others.

  

  John Travolta
  • Life
  • Interesting
  • Sometimes

• When you see someone putting on his Big Boots, you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.

  

  A. A. Milne
  • Pretty
  • Travel
  • Beauty

• Everything ends badly, otherwise it would not end.

  

  Lou Holtz
  • Ends

• Dogs are nicer than people.

  

  Andy Rooney
  • People
  • Dog

• I'm the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of a vice president and a president.

  

  Alexander Haig
  • American
  • President
  • Dead

• The moon glows on the river, wind rustles the pines.

  

  Ueda Akinari
  • Wind
  • Moon
  • River

• The problem isn't a Congress that won't cut spending or a president who won't raise taxes. The problem is an American public with a bottomless sense of entitlement to federal money.

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
  • Money
  • American
  • Problem

• The Four Rules of Life: 1. Show Up 2. Pay Attention 3.Tell the Truth 4. Don't be upset at the results.

  

  Bill Vaughan
  • Life
  • Up
  • Truth

• Everybody in my neighborhood in the '40s, they played pianos. That's how people partied. They didn't try the TV, the radio was OK, records was cool, but when people wanted to party, they got around a piano. My mother played piano, my sister played. I've been around a lot of piano all my life.

  

  Dr. John
  • People
  • Life
  • Mother

• There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

  

  Ogden Nash
  • Progress

• Always do I recall the parting words uttered by my old governor: "My boy, never . . ." I won't set 'em down. I disregarded them fool-like and paid, and paid; had I a son I'd hand 'em on and ram 'em home. What fools we be when young. We fancy we be wise, forgetting that the old boys have graduated in the 'varsity of the world, the greatest 'varsity of all, and each day we should learn from they.

  

  Robert Baden-Powell
  • World
  • Home
  • Words

• The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity. To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task.

  

  Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Humanity
  • Task
  • Established

• Every murder or other injury, no matter for what cause, committed or inflicted on another is a crime against humanity.

  

  Mahatma Gandhi
  • Humanity
  • Crime
  • Murder

• I hate to tell you, but it's not always pretty up there on Capitol Hill and there have been other scandals as you know that have been more than simply naughty e-mails.

  

  Tony Snow
  • I Hate
  • Scandals
  • E-mail

• I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

  

  Alex Riley
  • Machines
  • Planes

• I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have to offer, and less, which is obviously what I need. Less emotional feedback, less warmth, less approval, less patience and less response. The less the merrier. Chairs it is. I must furnish my heart with feelings for furniture.

  

  Carrie Fisher
  • Heart
  • Feelings
  • Emotional

• The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.

  

  Corey Feldman
  • Way
  • Change
  • Jokes

• I am a rune a carrot a little joke

  

  Walter Wykes
  • Jokes
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