Clemence Dane Quotes
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There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
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It's good to laugh at times that feel inappropriate.
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Fundamentals make the market.
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We have not yet seen what man can make of man.
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I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
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I love to personalize things. I love to make things my own. I like to name everything - from cars to iPhones to the socks I just lost.
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I think some days you should do a cartoon that is absolutely just for the laugh, and some days you should do a cartoon that just punches the reader right in the stomach. It's kind of nice to mix it up.
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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
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Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so.
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You cannot make an aircraft without forged components.
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I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh.
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We are not here to laugh.
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Leaving Def Jam was kind of a blessing in disguise because we can make whatever record we want.
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Public decision-making does not lend itself to certitude.
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Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.
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She'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
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Mr. Frazier makes me laugh out loud.
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If your God is going to drown the world; if your God is going to bring a flood, then why don't you pick a different God?
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From the time I was ten, I thought of myself as 'good with words,' thanks to a perceptive and supportive fifth grade teacher.
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He despised his body for its boring hungers, reflex anger; its petty, obliterating rage. But now he'd become detached. He regarded his body with a tender regret. It was the thing his spirit had to haul.
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Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't just be like, 'Alright, I got my hour down, people are coming to see me now. Now, I'm going to lean on the mike stand.' No, you gotta work even harder now. You got to top what you already did. Because they'll find someone else.
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Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets.
