Ed Byrne Quotes
...and I've had to call somebody who purports to be some sort of boiler man...am I just unlucky or are plumbers evil lying bags of shit?
Quotes to Explore
-
I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.
-
It's difficult to believe that Al Gore was oblivious to the existing laws. He has to respond at some point.
-
I keep a very low profile in Switzerland. There are only about 2,000 people in the village I live in, so it's a quiet town.
-
Southerners are truly our warrior class.
-
I think the existence of zombies would contradict certain laws of nature in our world. It seems to be a law of nature, in our world, that when you get a brain of a certain character you get consciousness going along with it.
-
There was a scene cut out of 'Big Fat Liar' (2002) where I had to wear a dress. This may sound kind of weird, but I really enjoyed shooting that scene.
-
My plans never progressed as far as a clear desire for a family.
-
And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together.
-
We all run the risk of thinking that people have common sense sometimes.
-
So much of journalism is conveying a place and time that existed, to someone at a later date: giving a person the context and trying to make them feel as informed as if they were actually there.
-
Life is awesome as a college athlete, and then it's a total cliff to jump off.
-
Low-income people, racial or ethnic minorities, pregnant women, seniors, people with special needs, people in rural areas - they all have a much harder time accessing a dentist than other groups of Americans.
-
I'm a Yente and I have a terrible accent.
-
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
-
Rock is periodically pronounced dead by clear rock critics - killed by world music, or by hip-hop, or electronica, or the Backstreet Boys. But if you wait a year, it comes back to life.
-
It wasn't enough for Megadeth to do well; I wanted Metallica to fail.
-
American power in the world relies on these ideals of openness and critical debate.
-
I don't believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth. If I didn't, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode.
-
Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.
-
The United States is like a gigantic boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it there is no limit to the power it can generate.
-
This hobble of being alive is rather serious, don’t you think so?
-
...and I've had to call somebody who purports to be some sort of boiler man...am I just unlucky or are plumbers evil lying bags of shit?
