Brian Regan Quotes
The only way I'd want to do something in television would be if it was about how I think as a comedian. I'd need to be able to be a creator. That's what I enjoy - I enjoy coming up with comedy, so it'd be very difficult for me to be sitting in a room and have somebody come in and say, "Here's your script! Learn these lines!" That's not fun. At least not for me.

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When I watch cop shows, I really enjoy them because you can really follow the story and get involved, and the characters are always really interesting.
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I actually love doing comedy!
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Nobody's going to give you everything on a silver tray. It's going to be difficult.
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I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways.
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You can enjoy yourself, but you need to look after yourself as well.
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I like my country, but I don't think like an Italian. It's a complex, complicated difficult country to make things happen in.
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But I think it is more difficult to do a career as a lieder singer, and there have been less lieder singers.
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I struggled in school. Math and science were difficult for me. But I can watch 10 guys play, and I can tell you what everybody did. It might be a curse because when you see everything, sometimes you don't let your kids play.
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Peace enforcement is a much more difficult kind of operation than peacekeeping.
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You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor.
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Hollywood constantly wants to label you and type you into a certain category, 'Oh he's a comedy guy,' or the weirdo character guy or the villain.
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My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers what they look like from the French point of view.
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This OCCUPIED amendment, this constitutional amendment, would overturn Citizens United. It would make clear that corporations aren't people, that they - the framers of the Constitution never intended to give constitutional rights to corporations, the ones that we enjoy and cherish.
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I feel satisfied after achieving something difficult.
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It's totally different now, traveling to different meets and different cities and actually being able to enjoy the cities I'm in.
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My father was a very difficult man.
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I'd like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel it's probably more like a TV reality show.
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Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
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You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might.
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To extinguish the free will is to strike the conscience with death, for both have but one and the same life.
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The only way I'd want to do something in television would be if it was about how I think as a comedian. I'd need to be able to be a creator. That's what I enjoy - I enjoy coming up with comedy, so it'd be very difficult for me to be sitting in a room and have somebody come in and say, "Here's your script! Learn these lines!" That's not fun. At least not for me.