Eric Jacobson Quotes
This is like Christmas in the middle of September. We're 2-0 and we're healthy heading into a bye week.
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I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing.
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Yes, there is a terrible moral in 'Dorian Gray' - a moral which the prurient will not be able to find in it, but it will be revealed to all whose minds are healthy. Is this an artistic error? I fear it is. It is the only error in the book.
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I was strong and healthy and I was enjoying what I was doing.
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My dad likes to recite the story of 'Pablo the Donkey' before dinner to teach us the real meaning of Christmas. Every year, it's the same; every year, we cringe!
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Just this week, Syria broke off all relations with the United States military and the CIA.
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Russia's assertiveness in global affairs is something I look upon with great concern, which we need to address with eyes wide open and a healthy degree of skepticism.
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During the first 13 centuries after the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem, no one thought of setting up a creche to celebrate Christmas. The pre-eminent Christian holiday was Easter, not Christmas.
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I wash my hair once or twice a week to keep the natural oils.
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Dominican Republic is, is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etcetera.
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For a Jewish guy, I've recorded a lot of Christmas albums.
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You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.
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I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun.
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We go around and talk about what are each of the kids most proud of from the previous week.
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Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.
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I was on some TV shows with Lady Gaga the other week, and you could see the difference in reaction between her fans and my fans outside. She comes out, and she looks like a star, and the reaction is just tears, crying, people going, 'Oh my God, Oh my God.' My fans are like: 'Alright, Ed.'
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I work out four to five days a week, alternating three workouts.
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I love making healthy lean foods delicious - that's an art!
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First of all, I've been having a wonderful run of luck with cover albums, songs I didn't write. I had five pop cover albums and two Christmas albums, and they were all very successful.
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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
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Every possible opinion is authored about everything. What's going to eventually happen is someone will look back on this period and have to sift through it. The overwhelming majority of those opinions are going to be ignored, because if every opinion is being offered, really no opinion is being offered.
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I know. You could never hid anything. Your eyes always gave you away. You had the most wonderful eyes I'd ever seen." She lifted her head from his shoulder and looked discretely at him. When she spoke, her voice was barely above a whisper. "I think I loved you more that summer than I ever loved anyone.
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There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.
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Bits and pieces flung into the universe, sticking in the sky like cotton balls on a jet black velcro surface.
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This is like Christmas in the middle of September. We're 2-0 and we're healthy heading into a bye week.
