Hal Sparks Quotes
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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I do remember the tour of 'Cats' in Philadelphia. I was 12 and had a stomach bug.
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It is more difficult to designate this form of conation on its practical side by a satisfactory name.
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Waste Management was based in Chicago, but I lived in Ft. Lauderdale and for 10 years had to commute to work - catch the 5 P.M. Sunday flight to Chicago and the midnight return flight on Friday.
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I'm a big baseball fan, and I feel proprietary about the Dodgers. I'm not the owner. I'm not the manager. But I feel passionate about the decisions that they make, and I take it personally when they make decisions I don't like.
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I'm so used to changing time zones that I can sleep at any time. I'm rarely ever tossing and turning - if I am, it's really a big deal.
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If there's one thing I've learned from traveling, it's that it is definitely more important how you are than where you are. You can say, 'Oh, I hate X city, I hate that country, or I prefer this city,' but it's a little bit up to you to find some kind of happiness.
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If you actually want to change your world, there is a better way of doing it than blowing yourself up.
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In some ways, I had a traditional 'old South' upbringing, meaning that I spent some time in a military school, and acquired an inoculum of the military ethic that is still with me today: honor, duty, loyalty.
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When I was 13, I started working in a nightclub with Ray Charles. That's the greatest school in the world, the school of the streets. Ray taught me how to read in Braille. He was only two years older than me, but it was like he was 100 years older.
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The goal wasn't to create a billion-dollar company. The goal was to create something useful where I could learn things.
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When I saw 'Blade Runner,' my understanding was that 'Blade Runner' and 'Alien' were sequels to each other - or they were related. They were set in the same world.
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The French complain of everything, and always.
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I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.
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I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy.
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I don't know how to cook, but I do know how to bake.
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When I was young, 'Scarface' was my favorite film. Al Pacino is my hero. I want to work with him.
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For the gay establishment, the death of right and wrong began when gaining civil rights ceased to be enough.
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Experiment is the sole judge of the validity of any idea.
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Pro Tools is an incredible resource. I think it's enabled me to do things that I wouldn't have been able to do without this kind of computer editing.
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I can't imagine wanting to be famous just for the sake of being famous. I think fame should come along with success, talent.
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There are times in history where a particular doctrine becomes a symbol of a greater problem.
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Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
