Kathleen Madigan Quotes
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

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My view is pensioners don't have the one option that people of working age have. They can't really increase their income, because they are no longer able to work.
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Language is the most extraordinary invention in the history of humanity, the one which came before everything and which makes it possible to share everything.
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We live in a world now where everything is tweeted and Instagrammed and tagged and now, God help us, Vined. Calling out grievances over Twitter has become an industry norm.
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I'm proud of my hard work. Working hard won't always lead to the exact things we desire. There are many things I've wanted that I haven't always gotten. But, I have a great satisfaction in the blessings from my mother and father, who instilled a great work ethic in me both personally and professionally.
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It didn't scare me to be vulnerable because I think that's when you get something great.
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What I do, basically, is look at things from different angles. That is what I do on stage comedically, and that is what I do in art. I was always fascinated by the structure of things, why things work this way and not that way. So I like to see how things behave if you change the point of view.
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I've got a PowerPoint deck that I use for internal presentations, and there's a slide on it that asks, 'What percentage of your game is combat versus exploration versus puzzle solving versus platforming,' and I refuse to answer that question.
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I think it's OK to be confident in yourself.
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I try to play like I did when I was a young boy playing in my garden. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not so good, but I try to always make sure I give my best to help the team, even if I am not having the best game myself.
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I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. I'm just happy.
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Our foreign policy has made a wreck of this planet. I'm always in Africa... And when I go to these places I see American policy written on the walls of oppression everywhere.
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I would categorize Die Antwoord as pop music: extreme, futuristic pop music.
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God has just given me such an amazing journey and able to play; it's been so much fun. I'm having a blast!
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Romantic art deals with the exception and with the individual. Good people, belonging as they do to the normal, and so, commonplace type, are artistically uninteresting.
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Clients usually come to me when they want to update the look of an existing room.
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Doing a lot of drama earlier in my career and now exploring comedy has been a treat for me, and I've had an absolute blast, and I hope to continue.
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One way to organize your thoughts is to tidy up, even if it's in places where it makes no sense at all.
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Don't be surprised at Fortune's turns and twists: That wheel has spun a thousand yarns before.
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I learned that comedy is born out of strong characters. I won't begin writing a character until I have a clear take on them.
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The film Wyatt Earp and the Holy Grail was shot on a KODAK Zi8 camera as well as on multiple camera phones. It was processed using the effects of FINAL CUT X and then edited in FINAL CUT 7.
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We will continue to invest in our people and technology to help provide a safe place for civic discourse and meaningful connections on Facebook.
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There is evil poured upon the earth from the overflowings of corruption-- Sickness, and poverty, and pain, and guilt, and madness, and sorrow; But, as the water from a fountain riseth and sinketh to its level, Ceaselessly toileth justice to equalize the lots of men.
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I have second thoughts. Maybe God is malicious.
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I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.