Zach Galifianakis Quotes
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I don't know if I'm selfless - I still want to make a great record. I want to make a hit record. I want to tour; that's not completely selfless. But the truth is I'm not interested in people coming to my show for me as much as I am for them coming to my show for themselves. That's always been how I am.
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I started modelling when I was 13, so I learned a lot of things. I actually love doing make-up on other people, too.
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My plans are not to open a restaurant, but what I would like to do is open a kitchen somewhere in D.C. proper and have a chef's table where people can come and taste my food without having to have a catered event.
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The 'Islam vs. the West' dialogue ceased to be about real people a long time ago.
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A lot of people tell me, 'You are from North; how do you manage to get along in the South?' I don't know what to say to them. I've always felt at home here, and by learning to speak Telugu, my connection with the place has gotten that much stronger.
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The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do something fun outside of mowing lawns. Everything else is just gravy... Or mustard.
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Consider well this fact: As long as the German people does not arise and use force directed by its own will, the assassination of the people will continue.
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When you are growing up, everyone will help you. When you reach the top, everyone will start pulling you down. The same people who help you will be the same people who try to pull you down.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.
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People said I couldn't gig, and I proved them wrong.
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We tend to think of extremes of emotions as registering, for example, you have to cry or laugh or get angry. But for the most part, we find it difficult to read each other most of the time. If you walk through the street, most people are pretty difficult to read. But they're thinking inside.
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A crime is like a crack in reality, and it is the author's role to explore those cracks. As a writer, I like to see how they impinge on people.
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Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.
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I'm not part of the friends-and-family club; I'm not part of the pay-to-play club; I'm not looking to get re-elected. I'm not looking to go to another office and fill my campaign coffers. I don't need any friends in Albany except the people of the state.
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Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans.
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It's not the people in the South who create racial problems - it's the people who are governing.
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Music is really something that makes people whole.
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I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-white film called 'How to Dance Properly,' a short video of me dancing to a Madonna song. I sent it to 17 of my friends on a Thursday, and by Monday, one million people a day were logging on to view it.
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It's amazing how, age after age, in country after country, and in all languages, Shakespeare emerges as incomparable.
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Solitude is an ocean with wonderful places hidden in its depths.
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I just hate getting my hair cut.
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That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?
