Zach Galifianakis Quotes
I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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If I get involved in a charity, I really want to be a part of it. I don't want to just put my name on your pamphlet.
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When I was in college, I learned to really take care of my body and figured out what works best for me and what doesn't work for me when it comes to my nutrition. That helped so much on the field because soccer is such a fitness-oriented game.
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Marriage is a definite no-no. I am totally married to my company. Emotionally, my mother fills up the void in my life. So there it is. My company is a spouse I will never cheat on, and my mother completes me as a son. I think I have a full family unit of my own.
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I don't know what the instinct is, to save every report card, every half-sentence scribbled note, but my mother did it pretty effectively, and I've done it to a fare-thee-well.
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A lot of times, I played bass on songs. Gene plays guitar on some songs.
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Any acceleration constitutes progress, Miss Glory. Nature had no understanding of the modern rate of work. From a technical standpoint the whole of childhood is pure nonsense. Simply wasted time. An untenable waste of time.
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I have my own people that make my clothes because it's hard for me to find stuff that fits.
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The United Nations has become a place where many countries seek to achieve a lynching of the United States by resolution.
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Coming up with ideas is really hard - they don't spontaneously pop into my head while I'm cutting vegetables.
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I never made a movie I would not take my family to see.
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Definition, rationality, and structure are ways of seeing, but they become prisons when they blank out other ways of seeing.
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If there's another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country.
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It is because of me that today the union government has sanctioned special funds for the development of Bihar.
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You had eight years before President Trump, a situation where the opposition party basically ran in opposition to the president on a platform of thinly based racism. That doesn't mean that the politicians themselves were outright racist, but when charges of birtherism came up, no one repudiated it.
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I was just lucky I lived in this time of mass-market paperbacks.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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The presumption of innocence, the benefit of the doubt, walking without worrying - these should not be hallmarks of white privilege. They are human rights - human rights - that should be enjoyed by all.
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For me, comedy is richer and larger than anything else.
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Compassion, together with contractual responsibility for one's workforce, is a mark of a top employer.
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Most of the day I work standing up, as I once read somewhere that it's the best position for the back.
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If you send out good people into the world, you know you've done something good.
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Any perjury case is a tough case. You just don't go on 'he said-she said.' You have to find corroborating evidence.
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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
