P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

P. G. Wodehouse

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• I may have had a lot of luck in my life, but I still need to find a challenge in the game.

  

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• Soul, soul is nothing. Can you see it, smell it, touch it? No.

  

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• The patterns of big-band music are smooth and classical. It's got to be fresh. The brass section should crackle, like the sound of eggs being dropped into hot grease.

  

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• Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

  

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• I remember when the palm trees were short and Tomorrowland was modern.

  

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• I do not know You, God, because I am in the way. Please help me to push myself aside.

  

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• I've written short stories in first person, but you have so much more control writing in third person. Third person, you know what everybody's thinking. First person is very limiting, and I could never sustain a first person novel before.

  

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• I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at 'SNL,' I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at.

  

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• I'm a bit of a Libertarian.

  

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• I think my blog is fairly circumspect and elliptical. I've written personal essays, but they are short and to the point: in and out, and that's that.

  

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• All religions and all communities have the same rights, and it is my responsibility to ensure their complete and total protection. My government will not tolerate or accept any discrimination based on caste, creed and religion.

  

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• People who do not recognize their Owner and discover their Master are miserable and bewildered. But those who do, and then take refuge in His Mercy and rely on His Power, see this desolate world transformed into a place of rest and felicity, a place of exchange for the Hereafter.

  

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• I left Edinburgh to follow the London punk scene in 1978, singing and playing guitar in various bands. My income was sporadic, so I did anything to eke out some kind of subsistence - laying down slabs, working as a kitchen porter.

  

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• I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect.

  

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• We're more into expressing ourselves than making radio hits.

  

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• I hated my brief fame. We had TV vans camped outside my house, reporters hounded me... people i'd know for years started treating me differently.

  

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• 'Mad Men' is the greatest example of a perfect cast uniting with a perfect group of writers and creators to create a show that is bold, brutal, and brilliant.

  

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• I mean, I would never want to do anything to hurt my family, but then again I would never want to do anything to hurt myself. And I think they go hand in hand.

  

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• I would watch even five minutes of 'Gilmore Girls' a day when I was going through a tough time because I was like, 'I just need to return to where life is simple, and you can get your waffles at Luke's, and everybody knows your name.'

  

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• The thing is, people only care about their selfie. I am a fan of artists, and if I have 30 seconds with an artist, I am not going to take a photo just to prove on social media that I was with the artist. I am going to enjoy every single second of those 30 seconds, ask questions, talk, actually make something of the moment, thank them.

  

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• There is no such thing as committing adultery with the right woman, at the right time, and in the right way, for it is simply WRONG.

  

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• By the wicked the good conduct of others is always dreaded.

  

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• Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

  

  P. G. Wodehouse