T. J. Miller Quotes
I think by now if people hire me, they know I'm going to improvise. I'm an improviser by trade.
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Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am.
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I acted in high school and studied at the British American Drama Academy in Oxford for one summer. I minored in theater, and I was always acting growing up and stuff, but really, I was just more interested in the comedy of it all. So for me, it's always comedy, and then acting is just one medium of comedy.
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I drink a fair amount of ramen noodles.
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I have a tough time with stand-up because I am an improviser. I can riff; I can do crowd work, so I don't prepare.
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Slowly but surely, I went through different phases of fame, and each rises you further into isolation and alienation.
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I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's, like, sweat on people's backs.
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I am trying to do comedy on every single medium. I consider myself a public servant.
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Keep your elbows soft. Keep your elbows looking fine.
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When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body.
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I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
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I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.
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My father always said I have a face for radio, and 'Cloverfield' was one of my finest pieces of work.
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