T. J. Miller Quotes
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
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I think we Americans tend to put too high a price on unanimity, as if there were something dangerous and illegitimate about honest differences of opinion honestly expressed by honest men.
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A bowler is his own captain. I know what needs to be done, what the ball is doing. If you don't know where you are going to bowl and where you think the batsman will hit, then how can you tell the captain what you want? You are the judge.
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I was that weird eight-year-old who was really interested in Shakespeare and understood it and appreciated the language.
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I think people do their bravest work when given an elusive canvas. That would be seemingly the weirdest, but also the most wonderful.
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I think I tried to separate indoors and out. And so when he beat me indoors, I did not see that as letting anybody down, I saw it as a good head to head competition, and so it was. It was fine.
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I do look forward to keeping in touch with the guys, because we'll always be connected in people's minds.
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Violence is literally the glue of the cycle of life, and yet I think that we're the only species that does it maliciously.
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You should always care about what you're eating because it's your body, and you should always want to eat healthy foods, but dieting tactics in Los Angeles are really confusing. There are so many different weird diets out there.
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I think marriage is a beautiful thing. I'm still a supporter of it.
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If I see someone doing a new sport, I usually like to throw myself into it, and I never look at it and think, 'That's something I can't do.'
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Some of football's gaudiest displays of manliness are purely aesthetic. It's not what players do, it's how they look doing it.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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I've always loved science fiction. I think the smartest writers are science fiction writers dealing with major things.
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Life's a bit like mountaineering - never look down.
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I think that ageism is a cultural illness; it's not a personal illness.
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Look, I've always said from the word go many years ago that I felt the whole bonus culture, they need to think very carefully about being detached from the rest of the British public.
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I think I've paid my dues. I've really put in a lot of time on set.
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I think there is a degree of speculation that is satisfied the climate is changing.
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I think La Liga is the best league in the world.
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Marijuana you can give up, Iv given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore.
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This old notion that work is drudgery is nonsense. Most days, even back when Xerox was under siege, I could not wait to get to the office.
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The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is better than a spoon... The book has been thoroughly tested, and it's very hard to see how it could be improved on for its current purposes.
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A book, too, can be a star, 'explosive material, capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly,' a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe.
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Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
