Lauren Lapkus Quotes
Society is really coming to a point where they're not asking if women can be funny anymore. We all know they obviously are.

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I live on the same street as my family, actually. I live across the road. I'm a real family person!
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Execution as punishment is barbaric and unnecessary.
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Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.
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You can wear anything as long as you put a nice pair of shoes with it.
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After one Olympics, if we invest in sports and say we will get a gold medal in the next Olympic, it doesn't work like that in sports. How it works is that you provide the infrastructure, provide education about nutrition and health.
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We were only allowed to watch Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers and 3-2-1 Contact!
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Most filmmaking is about shaking hands and just starting.
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I can't read novels while I'm writing a novel, because somebody's voice creeps in.
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I'm an Oscar nominee. I love saying that. Whatever happens, I'm going to sing that 'I'm an Oscar nominee' part.
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There were centuries when civilization had no theater.
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I want people to remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person.
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Oh my God, Betty White is actually everything that you would expect her to be like.
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When you assume negative intent, you're angry. If you take away that anger and assume positive intent, you will be amazed. Your emotional quotient goes up because you are no longer almost random in your response.
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I love creative people.
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I never, by any regard, ever denied any part of my family roots.
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Being the world's greatest athlete just does not get it done on the golf course.
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Frances Conroy - brilliant, brilliant actress.
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One of the first albums that I remember, rap albums I remember really listening to, was LL Cool J 'Mama Said Knock You Out.'
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It is forbidden to be merciful to them. You must send missiles to them and annihilate them. They are evil and damnable. … The Lord shall return the Arabs' deeds on their own heads, waste their seed and exterminate them, devastate them and vanish them from this world.
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No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
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I'm usually sort of ambiguous in terms of whether I'm playing a good person or a bad person. I can walk that line of funny but also dark, and I'm happy doing that.
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...teeth set out by a landscape gardener...
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What we call the Irish Brogue is no sooner discovered, than it makes the deliverer, in the last degree, ridiculous and despised; and, from such a mouth, an Englishman expects nothing but bulls, blunders, and follies.
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Society is really coming to a point where they're not asking if women can be funny anymore. We all know they obviously are.