Lauren Lapkus Quotes
Society is really coming to a point where they're not asking if women can be funny anymore. We all know they obviously are.

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I live on the same street as my family, actually. I live across the road. I'm a real family person!
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Execution as punishment is barbaric and unnecessary.
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Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.
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You can wear anything as long as you put a nice pair of shoes with it.
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After one Olympics, if we invest in sports and say we will get a gold medal in the next Olympic, it doesn't work like that in sports. How it works is that you provide the infrastructure, provide education about nutrition and health.
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We were only allowed to watch Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers and 3-2-1 Contact!
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Most filmmaking is about shaking hands and just starting.
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I can't read novels while I'm writing a novel, because somebody's voice creeps in.
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I'm an Oscar nominee. I love saying that. Whatever happens, I'm going to sing that 'I'm an Oscar nominee' part.
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There were centuries when civilization had no theater.
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I want people to remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person.
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There is no ideal body. It's just taking what you have and working it.
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Oh my God, Betty White is actually everything that you would expect her to be like.
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When you assume negative intent, you're angry. If you take away that anger and assume positive intent, you will be amazed. Your emotional quotient goes up because you are no longer almost random in your response.
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I love creative people.
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I never, by any regard, ever denied any part of my family roots.
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Being the world's greatest athlete just does not get it done on the golf course.
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Frances Conroy - brilliant, brilliant actress.
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One of the first albums that I remember, rap albums I remember really listening to, was LL Cool J 'Mama Said Knock You Out.'
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I used to, in the summertime, spend so much money doing a lot of fun stuff. Now, I'm actually consciously trying to save so we can live how we want to live after basketball. I've even sold a few things.
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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
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The beauty of the innovation that flows from the open web is that no one has to ask for permission, get a credential, or win a Disrupt or Launch award to go prove their idea is worthy. They just... put up a page on the web, iterate, iterate, iterate... and eventually, a Facebook emerges.
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Time isn't the enemy. Fear of change is. Accept that nothing lasts forever and you'll start to appreciate the advantages of whatever age you are now.
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Society is really coming to a point where they're not asking if women can be funny anymore. We all know they obviously are.