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The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.
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Dick Cheney and Bush's rise to power were built on tons of money from corporations and a dulled press.
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Word of mouth and the Internet are the only press we have left.
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Bush already gave obscene tax breaks to people like me and Warren Buffet, and we are saying it's not fair.
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I think when a lot of actors hear improv, they think of throwing a line in or doing a slightly different take.
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I have no tax breaks or corporate interests to be supported by Barack Obama.
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Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.
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Things I used to get in trouble for writing at 'SNL,' suddenly other people like it.
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Tom Brokaw was never young.
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All we have is our vote. But it's powerful.
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First off, no one award-wise ever rewards comedy, which is... whatever. I don't care about that.
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When you do comedy, you get impervious to good and bad reviews.
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'Firewall' seems both scary and protective at the same time. And how often does that happen within one word besides 'military' and 'government?'
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Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.
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The living nightmare for a red state NASCAR driver would be a gay French driver.
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I love action movies.
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I guess HBO did a giant 'War in the Pacific' mini-series that cost, like, a fortune, and there was a little moment where they literally had no money. And even though the show had become kind of a cult hit, there was an issue of whether they could actually afford to do it.
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I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
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Nothing heightens chaos more than a berserk wild animal right in the middle.
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First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you try and just do comedy about who is dating who and lifestyle jokes, it gets tiring after a while. It's hard to be funny in that realm.
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We lost our minds in the '80s and '90s; we really as a society just felt that everyone could only care about themselves. There was no responsibility to discuss what's going on in your town, your state, your nation. And it was a blast, it was really fun, but it doesn't work.
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The key is a good story. If you have a good story, you have enough emotional beats that you can hit.
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Since FDR's New Deal, corporations and wealthy families have been non-stop finding new ways to get tax breaks, deregulation and entitlements from the government.
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A lot of shorts spend too much time setting up the idea; sometimes they meander.