Kinky Friedman Quotes
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

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Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
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What a liberation to realize that the 'voice in my head' is not who I am. 'Who am I, then?' The one who sees that.
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At his direction, I have taken command as the temporary Head of the Republic.
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The wellbeing of the head resounds throughout the whole body, and as are the Superiors, so, in turn, will their subjects be.
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I know there is a bounty on my head, such as there is with many other leaders and protesters.
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Death and I are head to head in a total collision, pure and mutual distaste.
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On 'Oz' one day, I got a chunk of a camera embedded in my head, and I was passed out on the floor geysering blood while the set medic stood over me, freaking out. No help whatsoever. I ended up going to the ER and getting nine stitches in my head – real Frankenstein stitches.
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My father-in-law just happens to be a global procurement guru. Now retired, he was the global head of procurement for some of the biggest companies in the world as well as our very own treasury.
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I might have faults but I'm not a big head.
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I shaved the back of my head once and did the asymmetrical hair.
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I secretly want to shave my head.
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In ancient British times, the whole country belonged to tribes, and the tribes owned their several districts. At the head of each tribe was the chief.
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I don't have many friends. It's not because I'm a misanthrope. It's because I'm reserved. I'm self-contained. I get all my adventures in my head when I'm writing my books.
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I'm not becoming western; I am still following my Pashtun culture, and I'm wearing a shalvar kamiz, a dupatta on my head.
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I cannot have God in my heart if he is not in my head. Before I can believe in, I must believe that.
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Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is at!
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Those same thoughts were going through my head as the ball was floating in there.
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No matter what you do, no matter what your profession is, no matter how old you are, everybody deals with haters,
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In my day, socializing was going out to a party to meet people. Now, socializing is taking place via networked devices.
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If men are naturally in a state of war, why do they always carry arms and why do they have keys to lock their doors?
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.