J. B. Smoove Quotes
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

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In 1997, I, along with 200 other young ophthalmologists formed the National Board of Ophthalmology to protest the American Board of Ophthalmology's decision to grandfather in the older ophthalmologists and not require them to recertify.
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I think every job I do, I sort of look for the challenge in. I mean, that's why we do this job. It's not, you know, obviously not for the money or for the fame, it's for, I guess finding out more about yourself.
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Change is no threat to culture.
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I don't think that - you know, I'm sure that there's guys that are doing it, because I'm sure in every sport there's players who want to get the edge. But I think that it's been blown overly - way more than guys are using it in our game.
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If a Chinese student does not know Chinese learning, it's like a person without a surname, a horse without a bridle, a boat without a helm. The more Western learning he possesses, the more hateful of China he will become. Even if he becomes a capable man of vast learning, how can he be of any use to the state?
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I'm a Nietzschean scholar. I've read an immense amount about nihilism and existentialism.
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Marriage has made me safer.
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The beauty of kids is they don't care who you are, which is why people like the Obamas like them so much - they treat them like normal people.
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I personally do not drink. To drink or not to is one's own choice. So long as it doesn't affect others, it is okay.
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Whatever I do, I hope it's quality, I hope it's something that's class.
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Right now, more people enjoy movies, music, television and movies than they do video games.
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I am a pop culture person. And car people have clearly contributed to pop culture, which is how I knew about purple French tail lights and 30-inch fins without exactly knowing what they were.
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We all need ways to express ourselves, and poetry is one of mine.
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Love is more than one thing.
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We must continue research into new forms of energy and into more efficient use of existing energy sources.
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I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
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I've always thought that it's good to watch the news to find out what everybody else is looking at and believing, if only because that's how consensus is constructed.
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
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For me, I've always wanted to be a nun. I mean, I think about what it's like to be a nun. And I've always been fascinated with nuns, and I have a nun collection, I've been collecting nuns for 20 years. And I have a song that I wrote, 'I Wanna Be a Nun,' when I was 25.
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If you can draw something from my life that helps, more power to you.
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If you want to love others, I think you should love yourself first.
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Communication services need interoperability to succeed - and Loopt is the first such service since SMS that is available across all major U.S. wireless carriers.
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You don't do things right once in a while. You do things right all the time.
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You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?