J. B. Smoove Quotes
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?
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In 1997, I, along with 200 other young ophthalmologists formed the National Board of Ophthalmology to protest the American Board of Ophthalmology's decision to grandfather in the older ophthalmologists and not require them to recertify.
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I think every job I do, I sort of look for the challenge in. I mean, that's why we do this job. It's not, you know, obviously not for the money or for the fame, it's for, I guess finding out more about yourself.
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Change is no threat to culture.
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I don't think that - you know, I'm sure that there's guys that are doing it, because I'm sure in every sport there's players who want to get the edge. But I think that it's been blown overly - way more than guys are using it in our game.
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If a Chinese student does not know Chinese learning, it's like a person without a surname, a horse without a bridle, a boat without a helm. The more Western learning he possesses, the more hateful of China he will become. Even if he becomes a capable man of vast learning, how can he be of any use to the state?
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I'm a Nietzschean scholar. I've read an immense amount about nihilism and existentialism.
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Marriage has made me safer.
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The beauty of kids is they don't care who you are, which is why people like the Obamas like them so much - they treat them like normal people.
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I personally do not drink. To drink or not to is one's own choice. So long as it doesn't affect others, it is okay.
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Whatever I do, I hope it's quality, I hope it's something that's class.
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Right now, more people enjoy movies, music, television and movies than they do video games.
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I am a pop culture person. And car people have clearly contributed to pop culture, which is how I knew about purple French tail lights and 30-inch fins without exactly knowing what they were.
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We all need ways to express ourselves, and poetry is one of mine.
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Love is more than one thing.
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We must continue research into new forms of energy and into more efficient use of existing energy sources.
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I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
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I've always thought that it's good to watch the news to find out what everybody else is looking at and believing, if only because that's how consensus is constructed.
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
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I paint according to the moment and the theme. I don't have any prejudice. Life concerns me.
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The best part of owning a blog is the fact that you are in control. You can write about anything you want to write about. You can decide how your blog looks. You can decide who to target. You can decide how to monetize the blog. You have full control!
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I think the one film that I could watch over and over and over again - and I have - is 'Man on Fire.'
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If a job fell from Heaven that was in America, I'd have a go, but I don't feel compelled to go and hunt it down.
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If you were just intent on killing people you could do better with a bomb made of agricultural fertiliser.
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You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?
