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The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.
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The answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. People's faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are angry, or nauseous, or asleepTry to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your 'nevers.' Continue to share your heart with people even if it has been broken.
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Talented men are not threatened by talented women. They welcome them. And same way with real men.
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You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look.
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Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.
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President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.'
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I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.
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Dreams never wear you down.
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I'd like to think that I don't have a stock character that I go to. I'm lucky in that when you get to initiate your own scene, you get to play whoever you want. That's really kind of cool, but all my characters are short. I look on the videotape, and I thought they were taller, but they're all 5'2".
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I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you'll find most comedians want to do more serious stuff, most musicians want to be comedians, and most serious actors want to be musicians.
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I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares?
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I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.
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Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.
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I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show).
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Sleep is out... tired is the new black.
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It’s very hard to have ideas. It’s very hard to put yourself out there, it’s very hard to be vulnerable, but those people who do that are the dreamers, the thinkers and the creators. They are the magic people of the world.
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Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it.
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I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other. A lot of like, 'What if you say this? What about this?'
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Do work that you are proud of with your talented friends.
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I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.
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Reading was a way to make friends or enemies, a way to discover how all these different people exist in the world and to rub shoulders with them. The ability to feel as if you have met someone, as if that person exists in flesh and blood and that you relate to them somehow, makes you feel a lot less lonely. And it also makes you feel very brave.
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I think the hardest thing is to know what you want, ask for it, and then to stop talking.
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Ladies like improv stilts, and I think men like improv giant cocks. But one of the great things about improv is that you get to play some roles you'd never get to play otherwise, you know, like the old Italian pizza-maker who's passing on the business down to his son. You get to play it all when you improvise.
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Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.