Amy Schumer Quotes
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.

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Sydney's beautiful, the weather's great, and the air's fresh and clean, but it doesn't have the scene and the amount of likeminded people. At home, things are very comfortable, but I feel like putting myself out there a bit.
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Like the old Italian saying goes, 'It ain't rocket surgery.'
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We've got a dictatorial president and a Justice Department that does not want Congress involved. Your guy's acting like he's king. His dad was at a 90 percent approval rating and he lost! And the same thing can happen to him!
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I got into Facebook late, and I think if you get into Facebook late, you tend to use it the right way, as opposed to the people who got into it sooner and friended everybody and now have a thousand friends. I keep it at about 80 or so, and they're all people I know. Just because I do a movie doesn't mean I friend everybody in it.
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When I was younger, I thought about retiring.
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I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.
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Home is where your rump rests.
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There is no suspense in inevitability.
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Human beings are natural mimickers. The more you're conscious of the other side's posture, mannerisms, and word choices - and the more you subtly reflect those back - the more accurate you'll be at taking their perspective.
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It is every intelligent man's experience that evildoing recoils on the doer sooner or later.
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Teachability and trust always leads to total obedience.
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Everybody is struggling for the good things of the world, and all the arguments to prove that they are not desirable are worse than wasted.
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I'm not quite as cool as I would like to be, really.
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When it's good, cinema can be one of the most important things in a person's life. A film can be a catalyst for change. You witness this and it is an incredibly spiritual experience that I'd never lived before; well, maybe only in a football match.
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Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you, you will be neither successful nor happy.
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Your goal as a candidate - define others before they can define you.
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My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.
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I have no interest in going to Egypt and seeing the pyramids. I'm just not that kind of dude.
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I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail.
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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
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I offer images-I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached-like the Doors, right? But we can only open the doors-we can't drag people through.
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I love food and am very good at improvising when preparing it - it's a really creative experience for me.
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The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It's like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone's a hoe.
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To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.