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My favorite comedians are basically themselves onstage.
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The Comedy Bar is an intimate club, which I prefer. I refuse to play theatres, because large empty spaces make me nervous, and I don't enjoy the echo. I'm no sell out. Literally.
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There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing.
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I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff.
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I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act.
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My big fear is that I'll put down so many people, I'll have to leave show biz.
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My goal isn't to wake up in the morning and hurt people's feelings.
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When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes.
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My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.
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My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere.
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From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.'
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George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.
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Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.
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