Andy Kindler Quotes
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George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.
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I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act.
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I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.
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I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with.
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I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff.
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My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.
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I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.
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My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere.
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I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.
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I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.
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Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.
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My big fear is that I'll put down so many people, I'll have to leave show biz.
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From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.'