Bill Burr Quotes
I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.
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I grew up in a very large, poor family.
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Literature is one of the most interesting and significant expressions of humanity.
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I grew up watching 'Raging Bull.'
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The Schindler Jews were off-limits in Brunnlitz.
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I know: I am a freakish geek. Or is that a geekish freak?
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This is how to avoid re-creating painful situations: Take the time to discover your real intention before you act. If it is to change someone or the world so that you will feel safe or better about yourself, don't act on it, because it is an intention of fear and can create only painful consequences.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a baseball player.
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One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
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I'm from a generation of fantastic actresses. It's a big pool of really wonderful actresses, and so many of them we never even get to see on the screen anymore.
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O public road, I say back I am not afraid to leave you, yet I love you, you express me better than I can express myself.
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Shorts wager on price declines by selling shares that they have borrowed in the hope of buying them back at far lower prices.
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Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger.
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I don't have to show that I am working very hard.
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Sometimes you want a Part Two in your life.
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When you don't cover up the world with words and labels, a sense of the miraculous returns to your life.
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Savoir dissimuler est le savoir des rois.
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Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, and clever.
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When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.
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We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to laugh. It just made it a lot easier. Our show doesn't have that, so it's hard for Middle America to catch on.
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Many of my 20- and 30-something peers struggle with student loan debt and high rent, and more than once, I've erupted in laughter at the idea that I will collect any Social Security in my Betty White years.
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I wasn't the prettiest girl in the room, but I learned to carry myself with confidence - that's how you make the best impression on people.
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I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.
