Bill Burr Quotes
I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.
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I grew up in a very large, poor family.
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Literature is one of the most interesting and significant expressions of humanity.
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I grew up watching 'Raging Bull.'
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The Schindler Jews were off-limits in Brunnlitz.
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I know: I am a freakish geek. Or is that a geekish freak?
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This is how to avoid re-creating painful situations: Take the time to discover your real intention before you act. If it is to change someone or the world so that you will feel safe or better about yourself, don't act on it, because it is an intention of fear and can create only painful consequences.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a baseball player.
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One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
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I'm from a generation of fantastic actresses. It's a big pool of really wonderful actresses, and so many of them we never even get to see on the screen anymore.
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O public road, I say back I am not afraid to leave you, yet I love you, you express me better than I can express myself.
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Life on a factory farm is well-nigh unbearable for the animals or birds, and it is often foul for the women and men who process the meat that results - especially in factories for chicken parts. But do not sentimentalize. Do not imagine barnyard life is a bowl of cherries.
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Shorts wager on price declines by selling shares that they have borrowed in the hope of buying them back at far lower prices.
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Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger.
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Phone networks can capture life on our planet.
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I don't have to show that I am working very hard.
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Sometimes you want a Part Two in your life.
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When you don't cover up the world with words and labels, a sense of the miraculous returns to your life.
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When they called me up and asked me if I wanted to work with them, they just told me a little bit about the character and the story. They hadn't finished writing it yet. He's a very three-dimensional character, which is really what I've always looked forward to playing in any story I was in.
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Republicans are people who, if you were drowning 50 feet from shore, would throw you a 25-foot rope and tell you to swim the other 25 feet because it would be good for your character. Democrats would throw you a hundred-foot rope and then walk away looking for other good deeds to do.
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It's not the moment yet for me to enjoy my time as an actor, and as the time goes by, I feel that I need to push myself harder to pay back for all the good fortune that I have received.
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I had such an amazing experience on 'The Pillowman' that it was hard to think what else is going to live up to that.
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I was once dressed as a mermaid for a Jean Paul Gaultier show. My legs were bound into a fish tail, so I had to come down the runway on crutches. Halfway down, I was supposed to unzip the fish tail to reveal my legs, but the zipper broke, so I ended up stabbing my fake nail through the fabric of the zipper and ripping my way out.
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I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.
